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I loled.

Patriots, 4 units (loss)

Raiders, 3 units (loss)

Panthers, 5 units (loss)

Jets, 8 units (loss)

"I don't know what I did to deserve this horrible luck, but it's been killing us since the beginning of last season. if anyone has any ideas on how to reverse my fortune, please let me know!"

It's almost like directionless, crappy teams with crappy coaches and crappy QBs tend to pile up penalties and turnovers and stuff. It's crazy.

My suggestion to Walt to recoup those losses is to back the Browns because the ghost of Nick Chubb might play. He'll surely hit the ground limping behind Michael Dunn and Zak Zinter into a CIN D-line that's finally fully healthy after returning half it's rotation from injury over the last few weeks. It doesn't matter that the Bengals will stack the box because Deshaun Watson has no viable weapons and can't throw a rock into the ocean anyway. It's Nick Chubb!

Also, CIN is 2-4 and must win to keep playoff hopes alive. Joe Burrow and the Bengals have been down this road before, having overcome slow starts to make two recent AFC Championship games and nearly making the playoffs behind Jake Freakin' Browning. So there's no doubt CIN will come out flat against a CLE squad that's gotta be totally fired up after scoring that one offensive TD three weeks ago and trading away their only reliable offensive weapon.

Also also, Watson is the worst QB in the NFL and hated by his teammates, but will remain the starter by ownership decree. Meanwhile, the CLE QB that teammates actually liked that was kicked to the curb in favor of Watson is now arguably the best QB in the NFC and a fringe MVP candidate. Nothing but good vibes in Cleveland! The Browns are pumped and will totally beat the Bengals, who have nothing to play for because Nick Chubb and CIN/CLE home/road history overdue to even out! Easy money!

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