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@Eddie mush 

Glad I could help you win! It would be great if you could spread the word so others can win as well

@Correct me if I’m wrong  

Um, excuse me, but I went 5-9-2 rather than 4-11, thank you very much!

@BCE INC..... 

I go to bed at 6 am and wake up at 11:30, just to get the facts correct. But eating potato chips or whatever you were trying to say is accurate.

@dubeau 

That's awesome to hear! Congrats!

@Garbuck 

Yes, that's a good assumption to make because Mike Zimmer is a smart coach.

@Walter is retarded 

Sorry for the bad pick on the Jets. They only won by six points. I guess they should've won by more than that.

@I hate you man  

Why do you think flip flops should be illegal? I like flip flops and seldom wear shoes unless it's cold outside.

@Mark Briggs 

Thanks for the great reply, Mark. Couldn't have said it better myself. 

I've compared it to this before: If you're buying a car, do you go to just one dealership? Of course not. You shop around and compare prices. If you're going to bet any sport, I think you need at least three sportsbook accounts. That's the bare minimum. 

@Jdsteinb  

They got lucky in that regard, but remember that the Browns failed so many times in the red zone. They should've won by more than 3. That missed field goal, by the way, was a 53-yarder, so it wasn't a gimme or anything.

@Wow walter  

Tough crowd. I was having my best year ever, then went on to have two horrible weeks, so I guess I need to become a coal miner now.

@49ers Fan 

I'm confused. Are you saying 49er fans and public bettors are on in the same? Are all 49er fans square bettors? I don't understand.

@Sharp as a Shark 

Profits "diminishing by the week?" Week 14 was my first losing week since Week 11! 

@CharlieHasDownSyndrome 

He looked back for an uncatchable ball. Clearly not PI

@jdsteinb  

Do you really think Jeff Driskel should've been heavily backed as a 4-point favorite? That's crazy.

@RatedRWes 

Ah, I should have known! Duh, Drake University. Could it still be Kenyan Drake though?

@mr. piffels 

Thanks! And will do!

@Mark Briggs 

Teams have a long history of looking ahead to Thanksgiving. It's just a fact that they do.

@Fat walter 

Tampa wasn't even my pick of the month? And what are you talking about kids for? Strange, man. Strange.

@WalterIsAnIdiot 

All fair points until the end. How do I know it's "your" professional advice if you post as anonymous? What if someone pretends to be you and gives me fake professional advice that isn't as good?

@Podcast listener 

Thanks for the suggestion! The problem is I don't like teasers most weeks. I need two teams to bet from 1.5-2.5 up to 7.5-8.5

@Walterdoesntknowfootball 

The Texans lost to the Colts in the playoffs last year, 21-7! Way to spread fake news.

@Coach Jim Bob Cooter,  

Will do!

@jijiji 

Sometimes you just have to take it to the next level!

@Twiggy 

As long as it fits my narrative, I'm OK with it!

@Wallaby 

You have no idea!

@Dumbdolfan 

I guessed I'm priced into doing some sort of write-ups for them

@walter@#$@face 

While I used to engage in such activities, I no longer do because I am married.

@Shark 

How did you know that!? Only they do! Who told you!?

@chuckster 

Thanks, Chuckster!

@Kevin K 

Unit size is $100 per unit, and I do not adjust

@Walter 

The same losers who live in their mom's base-ment and are upset because they haven't touched a woman in years (and no, rubbing their mothers' feet doesn't count.)

@BabyBettor 

Thanks!

@Fail 

I assume you think that trash is a great thing, so thanks for the compliment!

@Bark 

Really? I thought the ads were better. The site is much faster now

@FakeLines 

I will post a screenshot in the hate mail section of the Week 7 picks, but this is ridiculous. If you're going to bet, you need multiple sportsbook accounts. I've been saying this for years. If you're looking to buy a new car, do you just go to one dealership?

@Ravineman 

There's no way of truly knowing, but we can speculate. Favorites have a long history of looking ahead to Thursday night. If the Broncos didn't have a look-ahead, I'd be zero units on Tennessee

@Donald Osama Trump 

This sort of thinking had all the squares betting on the Cowboys vs. the Saints in Week 4

@Ravineman 

I don't like doing that often. Injuries are so important. 

@mr. piffels 

Darnold should be fine. His energy will be back, and he's not coming off a ligament tear or anything. The national TV thing is more of a reaction to the spread, and that doesn't play a factor in this game because the line is way too high

@chuckster 

It was a blowout in principle. The Chiefs stopped trying when they were up 30-13. Had they not taken their foot off the gas, they would've scored 40+

@Ravineman 

Nice! I'm hoping to get a -2.5 myself

@First timer 

Ravens were blown out at KC, and the PIT line was +3.5. Facts seem to be correct.

@Joe 

I won almost $4,000 playing a DraftKings tournament on Sunday, so I'd say worrying about fantasy points is worth it!

@Mr. Bitter 

They're really not though. They should be 3-2 now and could be 4-1.

@Brettkkk 

Damn, I was trying to get away with that, but you exposed me!

@Brettkkk 

Thanks for calling me a sharp! I didn't consider myself a sharp, but I'm glad you think I am.

@Jizzle  

Thanks!

@chuckster 

Thanks Chuckster!

@alenno1204 

I'm not quite sure what you're referring to?

@Unrealistic Lines 

If you're shopping for a car, do you just go to one dealership? Anyone who's betting needs to be subscribed to three sportsbooks at a bare minimum. 

@Miaplus3 

Thanks, glad you like it!

@Billy Page 

I take the DVOA ratings (their DAVE rankings) and then turn them into spreads

@Vigo 

Looks like the Eagles were looking ahead after all. I'm surprised you were wrong, given how many professional athletes you speak to!

@Firegecko 

Too many damn streaming services. Why can't they just consolidate to one?

@Not my team 

Not far enough

@HIGHSEAS 

You actually think Dak is better than Wentz? Wow. 

@steelbydesign 

The design of this site is conducive to Google searches, which is most important 

@HaterFAN 

It's weird to say that the preseason is a "bs stat padding affair." I guess I'm not allowed to spend the money I won in August. Darn it.

@SkolMN 

Apparently, not very long because it's so small

@F Star Wars 

How is it now? I think we made some vast improvements

@Peter Griffin  

Thanks man, and congrats!

@Tony 

Oh man, I guess if you say the Packers were -3.5 at some point, they must have been -3.5. I mean, I'm looking at the Pinnacle spread history for the whole week, and Pinnacle never had -3.5, and neither did CRIS or Westgate or Bovada, for that matter, but if you say it, it must be true.

@HaterFAN 

I had a winning week, so my condolences for your losses! I do appreciate the kind words, but I'm not arrogant enough to believe that I am "all" what's wrong with the world. Maybe most; but not all.

@HaterFAN 

If my picks were virtually all wrong, and I'm like the Dolphins today, does that mean the Dolphins virtually lost? 

@Petr Griffn  

Thanks for the advice. I'm going to apply to be a motivational speaker based on your recommendation.

@HillbillyQB 

Yeah, same contests as always!

@Wut 

Copy-paste error. Fixed.

@Ja_Kite 

What have I missed?

@Another Disappointed Walt Fan 

Thanks, I was bound to miss one of those

@Longinus 

Teams have told us that they had Connor Williams in the 5th round. This was before the '18 draft. He was a reach, and his play demonstrated that.

I've always spoken the truth on Frederick. Last I heard, he still doesn't have feelings in his fingers, which sounds problematic to me. But if Frederick can play, that definitely changes things.

A 47-37 home record is not good. That's below average. It's actually close to the bottom 10 in home records since '09

@Bills Mafia 

I like the Bills this year as well, but Josh Allen is behind Darnold in development. The Jets also have a better offensive line than the Bills do. The Jets should finish 10-6 or better.