Open Rants by ancientRUGBYbeast

I am taking the Bucaneers to beat the 49ers in way too many pools, including Walter's.

I am not a happy camper because this week the waiter threw some shade on the bucs for "lacking discipline".

This is a violation of my karmic head space and I could not stay quiet about "the waiter" any longer.

I worked with walter for three years at the TGIFridays at the Neshaminy mall. He hated being called "Walter the Waiter" and made me promise that I would keep it off the internet or be perma banned from his basement bong room. Walter gets some really great weed. I recently got out of rehab though so its on walterthewaiter.

Its on like donkey kong.

I will try to post this when walter is distracted or out shopping in the hopes that it stays on the website for more than 10 minutes. Some of you have seen the previous posts, I had an all time high of 13 one day when walter was at a movie and his i-phone battery was down.

Walter the waiter hated to be called that because every other member of his waiter training class had been promoted to the bar, fired for stealing or taken a job with the auto group down the pike. The brutality of the situation was that the auto guys would always ask to sit in walter the waiters section and razz him mercilessly about his asian midget clown amputee  porn collection(AMPAC), a collection unsurpassed on the east coast.

So thanks for dooming me on my Tampa bay picks walter. I hope you have the guts to keep this up for once. Embrace your shame. It's ok. We all have secrets that we are not proud of but owning them is part of growing up.

Also- can you exend my AMPAC membership before i miss the live haiku bukkaki festival you are live-streaming tonight? My card is acting funny..thanks bud..you know who