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The draft is tomorrow, but even with one day to go, information and rumors are flying around like excited pigeons; also like the pigeons, these rumors are sure to leave a stink everywhere. Here's my final prediction as to how Round 1, sans trades, will play out.

Just over a week to go until Chicago boos Roger Goodell in person for the first time. How might the draft turn out? Until the 30th, no one knows for certain, but here's my latest prediction of how it will turn out.

Predicting trades is so much harder because the actions of 32 teams at one time are more difficult to pinpoint than those of one team at a time. That being said, my mock is not going to end up fully correct anyway, and it's always worth an attempt.

With less than three weeks until draft day (the real thing, not the terrible movie), it's time to come up with a new prediction that will prove very wrong come the turn of the month. Will all these picks happen? Not at all. (Originally published 4/9; edited twice to complete unfinished descriptions.)

There's more to a mock than just taking a presupposed primary need and filling in a player at that position. The board always falls in strange ways, and with a month before the draft, here's my first look at how the players might fall. This will undoubtedly prove very wrong come the 30th.

Now that the initial rush of free agency's in the books and rendered mincemeat out of every previous mock, it's time to dive back into the world of draft prognostication. One round, no trades. (Thanks to the patsfootballfans commenters for input.)

Expanding to another round. Shorter write-ups this time.

Now that the pilgrimage of amateur scouting known as the NFL Combine is over, it's time for another mock. No trades this time.

Finally adding trades (first round only) so I can be wrong in more ways than one.

The difference between me and Mel Kiper is that I admit I'm going to be wrong.

We're getting into the prospects I don't know as much about (meaning shorter writeups, sorry), so I have even less chance of being right than before. Which is still zero.

My second round, which will also be wrong once the real thing comes around. See my "The Logical(?) Mock (No Trades)" for Round 1.

Because we all know that these are going to be wrong come May anyway.