Random Mailbag
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These are random/interesting e-mails or Facebook posts I've received. The e-mails are italicized and left mostly unedited. My responses follow them.
JaMarcus Russell's Purple Drank - July 11, 2010
JaMarcus Russell was arrested for Purple Drank. Hilarious e-mails ensued.
Jerks of the Week Responses - May 4, 2010
Responses about Pete Carroll, Todd McShay and more.
Drunk Mail, Hate Mail, Lost Mail - March 24, 2010
And: I'm drunk. That means: I'm really drunk. Not like: "Uhhhh, I'm drunk!!!!111!!!11!" No, it's like: "I'm f***ing drunk."
Al Davis Hate Mails/E-mails - March 2, 2010
I know Al Davis isn't the best drafter, but it's a little childish and immature and unprofessional to have him taking 5-6-7-rounders in the first three rounds based on 40 times or height/weight ratios.
Hackers and Dog Killers - Feb. 8, 2010
Whoa, what happened to your forums? Why did your home page keep re-directing to some weird Web site on Saturday night and Sunday morning?
Another Weekend of Hatemail - Jan. 25, 2010
Once again, ill say it. You are a blowhard and a complete JACKA**.
One Pick Wrong, Six New Hate Mails - Jan. 18, 2010
I have lost $14,300 on your picks so far this weekend! You are terrible!
Fresh Batch of Hate Mail - Jan. 17, 2010
You are a f***ing idiot you d***bag. The one time I decide to follow your dumba** advice I get burned hard.
First Hate Mail of the Year - Jan. 10, 2010
You should shut your s***ty site down and save yourself the embarassment. Need help getting the foot out of your mouth?
Hate Mail - Dec. 29, 2009
your a loser and your picks suck c**k just like you
Kansas, Matt Millen, Stolen Word - Dec. 19, 2009
I can't believe NFL network and ESPN have Millen on their staff and giving football advice and opinions; to me, that's like Tiger Woods giving marriage counseling courses... what the hell...
Rebecca Grant, Debacled English, Fat Wife - Dec. 12, 2009
Walt, you are a jerk. because of your crappy picking my wife got fat and my dog died.
Hate Mail, Vick Mail, Delhomme Mail - Dec. 5, 2009
Why da f*** Vick gotta be called a dog killer on ur website...that's what pits are for fighting...them vicious dogs...
Fat Coaches, Dumb Coaches, Fantasy Fails - Nov. 28, 2009
You say you are a large man... I don't have any proof of this except your word, but I am 6'3 270 pounds, so I am a large man.
Hate Mail - Nov. 24, 2009
ADMIT UR A F*****G FRAUD BE A MAN YOU SPIKY HAIR DOUCHEBAG MOTHER F****R STUPID SORRY A** LITTLE BOY
Vikings, Jerks Entry, Marriage Talk - Nov. 21, 2009
Hello, am a young single girl never married seeking true love for a long term relationship with marriage potentials,i am happy to contact you after going through your profile which got my interest!
Jerks of the Week
JaMarcus Russell's Purple Drank - July 11, 2010
JaMarcus Russell was arrested for Purple Drank. Hilarious e-mails ensued.
Jerks of the Week Responses - May 4, 2010
Responses about Pete Carroll, Todd McShay and more.
Drunk Mail, Hate Mail, Lost Mail - March 24, 2010
And: I'm drunk. That means: I'm really drunk. Not like: "Uhhhh, I'm drunk!!!!111!!!11!" No, it's like: "I'm f***ing drunk."
Al Davis Hate Mails/E-mails - March 2, 2010
I know Al Davis isn't the best drafter, but it's a little childish and immature and unprofessional to have him taking 5-6-7-rounders in the first three rounds based on 40 times or height/weight ratios.
Hackers and Dog Killers - Feb. 8, 2010
Whoa, what happened to your forums? Why did your home page keep re-directing to some weird Web site on Saturday night and Sunday morning?
Another Weekend of Hatemail - Jan. 25, 2010
Once again, ill say it. You are a blowhard and a complete JACKA**.
One Pick Wrong, Six New Hate Mails - Jan. 18, 2010
I have lost $14,300 on your picks so far this weekend! You are terrible!
Fresh Batch of Hate Mail - Jan. 17, 2010
You are a f***ing idiot you d***bag. The one time I decide to follow your dumba** advice I get burned hard.
First Hate Mail of the Year - Jan. 10, 2010
You should shut your s***ty site down and save yourself the embarassment. Need help getting the foot out of your mouth?
Hate Mail - Dec. 29, 2009
your a loser and your picks suck c**k just like you
Kansas, Matt Millen, Stolen Word - Dec. 19, 2009
I can't believe NFL network and ESPN have Millen on their staff and giving football advice and opinions; to me, that's like Tiger Woods giving marriage counseling courses... what the hell...
Rebecca Grant, Debacled English, Fat Wife - Dec. 12, 2009
Walt, you are a jerk. because of your crappy picking my wife got fat and my dog died.
Hate Mail, Vick Mail, Delhomme Mail - Dec. 5, 2009
Why da f*** Vick gotta be called a dog killer on ur website...that's what pits are for fighting...them vicious dogs...
Fat Coaches, Dumb Coaches, Fantasy Fails - Nov. 28, 2009
You say you are a large man... I don't have any proof of this except your word, but I am 6'3 270 pounds, so I am a large man.
Hate Mail - Nov. 24, 2009
ADMIT UR A F*****G FRAUD BE A MAN YOU SPIKY HAIR DOUCHEBAG MOTHER F****R STUPID SORRY A** LITTLE BOY
Vikings, Jerks Entry, Marriage Talk - Nov. 21, 2009
Hello, am a young single girl never married seeking true love for a long term relationship with marriage potentials,i am happy to contact you after going through your profile which got my interest!
Jerks of the Week