GOAT 1

Published: March 19, 2026 6 Views 0 Comments Draft: 2026
Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing.

Round 1

Picks 1-16 Picks 17-32
17.
Spencer Fano , OT , Utah
Fano has the playingtude that will endear him to Coach. And the talent to protect his ass...ets.
18.
Dillon Thieneman , S , Oregon
The Harrison show is coming to an end. This is what happens when talent meets opportunity.
19.
Caleb Banks , DT , Florida
He excelled at the Combine with a broken foot. Give Big Papa a new pair of shoes, and he'll dance.
20.
Keldric Faulk , DE , Auburn
Talent and traits equal what? Take your time, we'll wait.
21.
K.C. Concepcion , S , Texas A&M
The last piece to complete the receiving corps. And help Aaron make one last go route of it.
22.
Peter Woods , DT , Clemson
Theres just so much one should say about a guy with Peter and Wood in his name.
23.
Monroe Freeling , OT , Georgia
They need a tackle and Monroe can play on both sides against the middle.
24.
Kayden Proctor , OT , Alabama
Mountain of a man with swag.
25.
Kayden McDonald , DT , Ohio State
Best run stuffer on the charcuterie board.
26.
Denzel Boston , WR , Washington
Can we just get somebody who can get open?
27.
Caleb Lomu , OT , Utah
Another team who needs a tackle and we haven't run out yet.
28.
Blake Miller , OT , Clemson
See comment above.
29.
Avieon Terrell , CB , Clemson
Chiefs are a bit short on corners, so they won't mind if AT is a bit short. He comes from good corner stock.
30.
Akheem Mesidor , DE , Miami
He's 25, but the Fins are in win now mode. Is it 2027 yet?
31.
T.J. Parker , DE , Clemson
T.J. Pahker is perfect for the Pats rush.
32.
Colton Hood , CB , Tennessee
When you lose a Riq. Get a Colt.
Picks 1-16 Picks 17-32