Ramen God's Bigger Taller Erecter Mock
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Round 1
Picks 1-16
Picks 17-32
IDK why but this dude seems smart. Like if he didn't play football he'd go to like a top public school for CS and be like the president of the anime club or some shit. I feel like he can turn Jameis Winston into a true philosopher.
Terrion Arnold sounds like a really colty name, but I swear to fuck the colts turn these prospects from the most random ass schools into solid ballers. Like I wouldn't be surprised if they pick a tight end from Peking University who'll play in the league for a decade
I don't really think the seahawks will pick him, but the aesthetic of them picking a UW player is just too solid for me to ignore
This dude just gives off AFC South, IDK what it is, but this dude has to play for a team that the majority of fans own a MAGA hat. It just works.
Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys Please dont fuck this up guys
They're gonna fuck this up aren't they. On the off chance they don't they'll take one of Newton, Murphy, Turner, Fuaga or Mims at this junction, and I won't mind
They're gonna fuck this up aren't they. On the off chance they don't they'll take one of Newton, Murphy, Turner, Fuaga or Mims at this junction, and I won't mind
I think the rams wanna trade up which I get, but im not predicting any trades because I think that'd give me headache lowkey. I think Turner is BPA and the rams D-Line is hot ass now that Aaron Donald is out
Fuck The Steelers, I hope he sucks
The Dolphins seem like a very Zesty franchise, and I think Jared Verse is a Very Zesty name. Also the Dolphins prolly need some pass rush
Koolest Name in the draft man. Howie Roseman's gonna work some draft day magic and trade down and still get this kid, but I digress. Congrats on the Division Playoff Loss Mr. McKinstry
Bro with a name like Jer'Zhan there's no way bro doesn't succeed in the NFL c'mon now. This dude just has It bro.
I just look at pictures of this dude and it's so easy for me to see him in a Cowboys uniform. So yeah, Cowboy Up or whatever the fuck they say in Dallas
The Packers just seem like a team that'll take a white Cornerback. I don't make the rules, I just follow them.
I don't really have anything funny to say for this one. Sorry y'all :(
AMARIUS! PROTECT OUR SHORT KING AND MY HEIGHT SHALL BE YOURS
Blah Blah Blah, Bills need a DE or something, Chop works. Speaking of the Bills, Josh Allen is an overrated motherfucker. The dude runs and fake slides his way into getting good yards, and suddenly his interceptions and fumbles just disappear. God he pisses me off.
I really wanted Frank Ragnow to be a Bengal. We would've taken care of you, like you would've Joe Burrow. Instead we got Silly Billy Price. But now Franks Foot is Fucked Forever so they pick JPJ
Nate Wiggins is a corny ass disney channel name, and goes to the corniest team in the NFL. Fuck the Ravens.
I don't like the Niners. So don't be surprised when this guy gets his gold jacket
Mormons love supporting mormons, Andy Reid is a mormon. Kingsley went to BYU.
Picks 1-16
Picks 17-32