The GOAT

published on 4/25/2024


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This mock was simply intended to help me ignore politics for the last couple of weeks. Any similarity to actual draft picks is purely coincidental.

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Round 1

Picks 1-16
Picks 17-27
1. Bears: Caleb Williams, QB, USC

"I'm gone to Carolina in my mind."

2. Commanders: Jayden Daniels, QB, LSU

The Ghost of RGIII Returns.

3. Patriots: Drake Maye, QB, North Carolina

There's a new GOAT in town.

4. Cardinals: Marvin Harrison Jr., WR, Ohio State

His floor is higher than your ceiling.

16. Eagles: Amarius Mims, OT, Georgia

Howie loves him some Hog Mollys. And to trade ahead of other teams who covet his Hog Mollys. Like the Commanders and Bengals. Especially the Commanders.

17. Jaguars: Quinyon Mitchell, CB, Toledo

Holy Toledo! I can't believe he's still available.

15. Bears: Byron Murphy II, DT, Texas

Bears trade down to 15+ with Colts for 9. Finally, they nab a 3-tech who doesn't need a name badge. Da Bears!

14. Saints: Olumuyiwa Fashanu, OT, Penn State

We can't pronounce the name, but we'll take two to go please.

13. Raiders: Terrion Arnold, CB, Alabama

Call me crazy, but the Jock Strap King can play! The Raiders can wait on a QB.

10. Jets: Taliese Fuaga, G/OT, Oregon State

33-year-old old retreads will only get you so far before the wheels fall off.

5. Chargers: J.C. Latham, OT, Alabama

Coach says we're going to run the football.

6. Giants: Rome Odunze, WR, Washington

Bigger is better when you have already drafted the seven dwarves.

8. Falcons: Malik Nabers, WR, LSU

Definitely a trade down waiting to happen, but what a potent offense if he stays put.

9. Colts: Brock Bowers, TE, Georgia

Trade!!! Richardson gets a new bestie.

7. Titans: Joe Alt, OT, Notre Dame

The Callahans need a new Left Tackle and thanks to the luck of the Irish, here's one from Notre Dame.

20. Steelers: Troy Fautanu, G/OT, Washington

Need a Tackle? Check. Need a Guard? Check. Need a Center? Can do.

Picks 1-16
Picks 17-27
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