The GOAT

Published: April 23, 2026 42 Views 1 Comments Draft: 2026
Contest entry and Dad jokes.

Round 1

Picks 1-16 Picks 17-32
1.
Fernando Mendoza , QB , Indiana
I'd bet the house on this one.
2.
Jets Jets:  
David Bailey , DE , Texas Tech
He's the most consistent sack artist. And that's the ticket, even if the trip was cancelled.
3.
Arvell Reese , LB , Ohio State
Skilled LB at minimum, with traits for EDGE upside. However, as the resident GM and wannabe game show host, Monte says "Let's Make a Deal". Chiefs and Saints, come on down!
4.
Sonny Styles , LB , Ohio State
Coach has a solid history of coaching these types. Sonny reminds him of Freddy. Freddy is a slasher.
5.
Jeremiyah Love , RB , Notre Dame
Spring is in the air in the Big Apple. Now, "All You Need is Love".
6.
Spencer Fano , OT , Utah
"I'm gonna be a Brown." - Arian Foster
7.
Carnell Tate , WR , Ohio State
Better to draft safe, than draft hurt.
8.
Jordyn Tyson , WR , Arizona State
If you're hurt in 3 consecutive years, you could use a few Saints on your side.
9.
Rueben Bain Jr. , DE , Miami
He will be the bane of existence to the teams that passed him over.
10.
Caleb Downs , S , Ohio State
Safeties usually drop further than the top 10 for higher value positions in most years, but this ain't most years.
11.
Francis Mauigoa , OT , Miami
The moving distance will be easy on the back.
12.
Mansoor Delane , CB , LSU
Tyson up, Delane down, McCoy out. Any other deal was so 30 seconds ago.
13.
Rams Rams:  
Makai Lemon , WR , USC
I'm thinking catch and run here. Or fill in for Adams. Or fill in for Puka. Bottom line, we need some Lemon aid.
14.
Vega Ioane , G , Penn State
I don't know how to spell Olaivavega either. Neither does spell check.
15.
Kadyn Proctor , OT , Alabama
TRADE! The Steelers have a ton of ammunition and a big hole to fill. Fillers don't get any bigger than this.
16.
Jets Jets:  
Omar Cooper , WR , Indiana
Loading up on fresh help for next year.
Picks 1-16 Picks 17-32